: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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