mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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