new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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