I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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