Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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