you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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