Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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