She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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