Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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