...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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