just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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