Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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