I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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