so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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