what if I'm pregnant?
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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