Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
