All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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