I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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