This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he fucked my hip out of place.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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