did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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