Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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