How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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