Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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