escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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