my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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