I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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