god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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