I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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