ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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