So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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