If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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