i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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