So drunk, too bad you don't want this
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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