Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.