Dude, just got a bummer.
A blow job from a homeless chick.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?