Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.