Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..