the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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