is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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