just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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