Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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