Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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