Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize