you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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