idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
only if we run a train.
done.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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