I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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