Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Too much gin, very little bucket
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
