so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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