Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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