she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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