Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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