She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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