Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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