Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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