No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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