i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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