so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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