you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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