I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
